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Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not come to you.
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
Because he is lying.
How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long in it.
When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because two feet are added to it.
When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
When it isn't made up yet.
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