Bed jokes

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas !

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