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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
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