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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
She spent the night popping out of bed.
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?
Cot-on-wool.
You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach.
Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.
I'd like to buy a bed, please.
Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.
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