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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"But where will you keep it?" said the second.
"Your yard's much too small for a pig!"
"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend.
"But what about the smell?"
"He'll soon get used to that."
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed.
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
He wrote sheet music.
I don't think my Mom knows much about children.
Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and marmalade.
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