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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She wanted to see how long she slept.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?
A horse !
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off their beds.
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