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Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed buglars.
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe.
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?
A snake charmer.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
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